Don’t want to have to do the rejection yourself? Let these people do it for you! RejectionOnline.com is an automated service that gives the caller the ability to choose what manner the get rejected in as well! What an incredible age we live in. I can think of lots of uses for this service: soliciters, the LaRoach people, etc.. remember, 212-479-7990.

Funny as it is, there’s actually an official request to Detroiters to not “bust a cap” to celebrate new years. Here’s the story.

But stop looking at Reba’s boobs…