Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.

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You’re the lego Space Man!

Strap on your helmet! You’re the lego space man! You love technology, and look forward to the future. You’re brave, active, and strangely attracted to shiny objects.

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Here’s a collection of strange images found on the internet.

Bizarre.

I was driving down the road with a friend on a lunch and fish supply break from work when we saw one of these on the road.

My first reaction was the obvious “What the fuck is that?!”.

To which he responded, “That’s a mini.”

Now carried by our fine BMW dealerships (they can pay me if they want a hyperlink).

Silly Flash stuff here.

Which Evil Criminal are You?

In Steven King’s book Night Shift he has a story called The Mangler. Apparently somebody made a movie about it. I certainly never saw the movie, but I’ve been thinking about the concept recently.

Last couple of days, I’ve has some stiffness and soreness in my arms from about an inch above my wrist, going back toward my elbow about five inches.

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