Today I’m listening to Sting’s I Miss You Kate which is really just a rehash of Saint Augustine in Hell.

When I first saw the trailer for The Royal Tenenbaums, I thought it looked like it had a lot of potential.

I was first introduced to Daniel Pinkwater at a early age through a reading of Lizard Music on the radio.

Well, today was my flex day, and it’s really nice having every other friday off, in exchange for working an additional hour Monday through Thursday. I can actually get a bunch of stuff done on these days.

Sadly, Omar hasn’t contacted me in the last couple days. I guess a DC homeless guy just wasn’t a worthy mark. Silly thing, I’ve been looking forward to his mail.

What could be better then a MechWarrior treehouse?

Absolutely nothing.

My boss just told me that penguins take turns sitting on eggs.

According to my research, only with the Emperor Penguins do the males egg sit, and during those 4 months, the male loses half his weight. I guess that explains the 78% Emperor penguin divorce rate.

Number of the seven U.S. vetoes cast in the U.N. Security Council since 1990 that have blocked censures of Israel : 6

Amount the U.S. Agency for International Development spent to build Bethlehem University’s Millennium Hall : $1,200,000

Months after the building’s inauguration in December that Israel used three U.S.-made missiles to destroy it : 2.5

Number of times Israel has formally recognized the right of a Palestinian state to exist anywhere : 0

Good Harper’s Index this month.

We’ve seen everything else, from Am I Hot or Not to Rate My Rack, why not have a Is my Blog Hot or Not?

Let me know.

Let me tell you a story, ’bout a customer named Jed
Wasn’t happy with his circuits, wanted the old one made dead
Then one day he was a yellin’ at his rep..
And the problem got dumped on this poor SE schlep.

Hell, that is. No responsiblity, no support.

Well, the first thing you know, the customer’s in his hair
SE keeps calling people, but the voicemail says they’ve been moved away from there
Thinks he’ll start suckin’ on some booze, bring in his guitar and spend the day playing blues.