Chief Inspector Blancharde knew that this murder would be easy to solve-despite the fact that the clever killer had apparently dismembered his victim, run the corpse through a chipper-shredder with some Columbian beans to throw off the police dogs, and had run the mix through the industrial-sized coffee maker in the diner owned by Joseph [...]
Archive for January, 2003
Relationship Spam
Hi there, how’s it going? Well for starters I must confess that this is indeed pretty awkward. I noticed your profile online and figured I’d drop ya a line….I bet that doesn’t happen to you everyday! I never really even thought about it until someone saw mine and got in touch a little while back. [...]
Open Letter to Saddam
Dude,With the weapons inspections not going so hot lately, and the threat of getting yourself deposed in the time it takes to make homebrew, you’ve got to be sweating it. Although, I really can’t sympathize with you, I asked myself the other day “what would I do if I were in Saddam’s shoes?” After a [...]
Marine Rules for a gunfight
Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. …rest
First gun post
I’d attempted to avoid posting anything about my gun hobby on this site for fear of frightening my coworkers (some of which have nothing better to do then read my site) or making management uncomfortable. I’ve hit the point now where certain things have changed: 1) Most of my coworkers who are close enough to [...]
Stairway to Gilligan’s Island
I’d heard that the cadence on Gilligan’s Island and Stairway to Heaven were the same. I’d even tried to sing one to the other, but couldn’t ever stick with it. Well, it turns out that somebody actually put out an recording of that mix.
ThinkGeek SUCKS!
You’d think that ThinkGeek, given their attempts to be hip, trendy, and cool, would have some small part of a clue when it comes to customer service. Nope. Here’s my email trail, in chronological order.
Books
I normally try not to quote Slashdot, but sometimes they have news worth repeating. Cory Doctorow is another one of the geek techno science fiction writers. Here is one of his stories, here is another.
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