Chief Inspector Blancharde knew that this murder would be easy to solve-despite the fact that the clever killer had apparently dismembered his victim, run the corpse through a chipper-shredder with some Columbian beans to throw off the police dogs, and had run the mix through the industrial-sized coffee maker in the diner owned by Joseph Tilby (the apparent murder victim)–if only he could figure out who would want a hot cup of Joe.

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Ok, this one’s nice enough for me to want to share it.

Hi there, how’s it going? Well for starters I must confess that this is indeed pretty awkward. I noticed your profile o­nline and figured I’d drop ya a line….I bet that doesn’t happen to you everyday! I never really even thought about it until someone saw mine and got in touch a little while back. ANYWAY! My name is Kara, I’m 26, and I’m a sale rep for a mid-sized pharmaceutical company. Goodness I can’t get over how strange this is! I’m sure you’re probably thinking the same thing! hehe. Oh well, I really don’t want to go o­n too far. Especially since I’m not sure whether or not you have any intrest. But if you would like to get to know more about me, please drop me a line. I’ll be more than happy to include some pics as well. Any pics you might have would be greatly apreciated as well Well I hope to hear from you soon! Take care. xoxo, Kara P.S. Do you use any messenger services, maybe we can chat o­n there sometime? My email address is kara_034_little@hotmail.com

okay so the superbowl was a pretty big dud. lame reffing, and despite mega hype, the two teams turn our to be completely lopsided in terms of skill. sounds like business as usual in an NFL superbowl!

Dude,

With the weapons inspections not going so hot lately, and the threat of getting yourself deposed in the time it takes to make homebrew, you’ve got to be sweating it.

Although, I really can’t sympathize with you, I asked myself the other day “what would I do if I were in Saddam’s shoes?” After a few beers, I think I’ve come to a solution for all of your problems.

Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.

…rest

I’d attempted to avoid posting anything about my gun hobby on this site for fear of frightening my coworkers (some of which have nothing better to do then read my site) or making management uncomfortable. I’ve hit the point now where certain things have changed:

1) Most of my coworkers who are close enough to me to realize that I have a page also know I’m a firearms enthusiast.

2) I’ve been taking some of my coworkers to the NRA range with me.

3) Hey, why not.

I'd probably get in trouble for putting o­ne of these up at work.

I’d heard that the cadence on Gilligan’s Island and Stairway to Heaven were the same. I’d even tried to sing one to the other, but couldn’t ever stick with it.

Well, it turns out that somebody actually put out an recording of that mix.

You’d think that ThinkGeek, given their attempts to be hip, trendy, and cool, would have some small part of a clue when it comes to customer service.

Nope.

Here’s my email trail, in chronological order.