Dude,

With the weapons inspections not going so hot lately, and the threat of getting yourself deposed in the time it takes to make homebrew, you’ve got to be sweating it.

Although, I really can’t sympathize with you, I asked myself the other day “what would I do if I were in Saddam’s shoes?” After a few beers, I think I’ve come to a solution for all of your problems.

Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns.

…rest