Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the bizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January 28.
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“But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks’ time he had a portfolio valued at over [...]
Archive for March, 2003
Time Traveller busted for Insider Trading
Do we need another World Power?
As I’m out in the back enjoying another fine Marlboro, I realized that I’ve developed another OCD. I keep glancing at Washington to make certain that there’s not a big fireball making the sky glow red. I’m already putting a positive spin on the situation, thinking to myself that if it happens, it would [...]
Complaint of the Day from Target Lady….
Ok….
This is a lame complaint, but it is really starting to bug me. You know when you check out of the grocery store and you get store generated coupons? Why are they always for products/brands you don’t use?
Example#1
I buy Huggies Brand diapers. Why? Because Pampers don’t fit my baby girl [...]
Surly Italian Stereotypes
I have a great respect for the Italian people. Their art, their music, their food, their architecture, their wine, what’s not to like? My problem lies totally with the small business owners of the Italian food places. God bless them, I love their fare but they’re just not nice to me. Perhaps my love [...]
If you were trapped at a Holiday Inn….
Ok… with everything going on in the world and Zinger swamped at work, I have this great desire to post something frivolous to lighten everyone’s day. My husband has been trapped in Denver this week. Denver is having its worse blizzard in decades and he’s stuck in the middle of it at a Holiday Inn. But [...]
Stupid Quiz – Which political stereotype are you?
Republican – You believe that the free market willtake care of most things, but that thegovernment should be there with moderate taxation to provide for national defense and enforcing morality. Your historical role modelis Ronald Reagan.
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Tattoo two
Following the tattoo theme, I don’t think any of us can beat this one (NSFW).
Song of the day
I must be old, I just can’t be angry all the time. For some mellow groove, check out Eva Cassidy’s version of What a wonderful world.
Zinger’s Next Vacation….
I was watching SpeedVision a few days ago and saw the perfect vacation for Zinger. (Yeah, I was waiting for a Formula 1 race to begin.) There is a Inn in Vermont called the Equinox. Besides having its own spa and golf course, it offers a Range Rover off-road driving classes through rugged terrain. So [...]
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