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As I’m out in the back enjoying another fine Marlboro, I realized that I’ve developed another OCD. I keep glancing at Washington to make certain that there’s not a big fireball making the sky glow red. I’m already putting a positive spin on the situation, thinking to myself that if it happens, it would be best to happen in the evening when my friends and family are home from their government jobs.
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