Normally I try to avoid mere link posting but this is pretty amusing to those of us who remember the early 80’s GI Joe cartoons and their PSA epilogues.
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MCI says cutting 7 percent of workforce
Forbes - USA
NEW YORK, March 26 (Reuters) - Bankrupt telephone company MCI on Friday
said it plans to cut 4,000 jobs, citing its need to cut costs because
of increased …
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MCI Lays Off 4000 , Cites Do Not Call List
Los Angeles Times (subscription) - Los Angeles,CA,USA
By MATTHEW BARAKAT, AP Business Writer. McLEAN, Va. — Bankrupt telecommunications
company MCI said Friday it is cutting 4,000 jobs — more than 7 percent

of …

MCI lays off 4000 , cites do not call list
Seattle Post Intelligencer - Seattle,WA,USA
By MATTHEW BARAKAT. McLEAN, Va. — Bankrupt telecommunications company
MCI said Friday it is cutting 4,000 jobs - more than 7 percent of its
work force -
and …

MCI lays off 4000 workers ; cites impact of Do Not Call list
WVEC.com (subscription) - Norfolk,VA,USA
Bankrupt telecommunications company MCI said Friday it is cutting 4,000
jobs — more than 7 percent of its work force — and closing three call

centers …

MCI lays off 4,000 workers, cites impact of do-not-call list
SiliconValley.com - San Jose,CA,United States
McLEAN, Va. (AP) — Bankrupt telecommunications company MCI said Friday
it is cutting 4,000 jobs — more than 7 percent of its work force — and
closing
three …

MCI Lays Off 4000 , Cites Do Not Call List
Wyoming News - WY,USA
By MATTHEW BARAKAT Friday, March 26, 2004. McLEAN, Va. - Bankrupt telecommunications
company MCI said Friday it is cutting 4,000 jobs _ more than 7 percent

of …

I rode the bike to and from work today. Beautiful day, but I should have checked that I had my clear glasses with me before I left. Ended up driving home with the tinted ones, which made it a little difficult to see the road.

Would have done a half day, if I hadn’t missed two days already this week for jury duty.

MARCH 25–Richard Simmons was arrested yesterday and charged with assaulting a Harley Davidson salesman during a confrontation at a Phoenix airport. No, that is not a joke. The 54-year-old fitness guru (5′ 7″, 155 pounds) laid the smackdown on one Chris Farney, a 23-year-old Mesa man (6′ 1″ and 255 pounds) who happens to cage wrestle in his spare time. According to the below Phoenix Police Department report, when Farney spotted Simmons (whose real first name is Milton) walking through the Sky Harbor International Airport, he said, “Look, Richard Simmons. Drop your bags, let’s rock to the 50’s.” Farney told cops he was referring to an old Simmons workout tape. The diminutive star responded by walking over to the strapping Farney and saying, “It’s not nice to make fun of people with issues.” He then slapped Farney’s face. The motorcycle salesman, who was not injured, called cops, who cited an “emotional” and repentant Simmons for assault. (3 pages)
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