Archive for May, 2004
joke
A real estate agent, looking over a farmer’s house for possible sale, commented to the farmer how sturdy the house looked. The farmer replied, “Yep, built it with my bare hands… did it the hard way. The steps to the front door, here, carved ‘em out of field stones… did it the hard way. That [...]
I gots new shoes!
So – Jason and I both hit the Potomac River Running store on Friday. We went in and they have you jog on a treadmill while they watch your gait and then recommend shoes for you.
Hints if your toddler won’t sleep….
It’s late. Your kid isn’t going to sleep. He/She is wired. What do you do? Go to a 24hr grocery store that has those kiddie car carts and push her around the store. This is also a cheap date if it’s been raining for a few days and your kid is climbing the walls.
Sometimes there’s no romantic ending
“When I met you in 1990, you said that you’d marry the man who’d follow you around the world. We were just sophomores in high school, so I didn’t know what to think. I thought it was just some school girl romantic fantasy. All I knew was that you were the girl for me. We [...]
I think I’m getting married
I know, inveterate sleazy single guy finally finds a woman who thinks that she might like to endure his annoying tendancies and pretentious ponderings for the rest of her life.
Frank sings the blues
So – I sent Frank Sinatra down to do a singing telegram to Steph: Of course, parking was hell and he had to call for help finding it, then Steph uncharacteristically actually went out to lunch, so I had to call her and tell her to get her ass back to work, but I guess [...]
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