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“My geography students from last year are horrible. They would have driven me to liquor if I could afford it.

Supposedly the capital of Canada is Washington D.c. (I’m teaching in Canada).

Canada is bordered by the Atlantic, Indian and Antarctic oceans.

Q:Name and provide two examples of Canada’s largest industry.
A:The service industry ex: prostitution and drug sales. (Technically true, but being a catholic school, I could only give 1/3 on the question.)

The largest type of urban settlement is the hamlet because “he was some type of king dude or something in shakspeer’s (sic) stories.” (I really hope the kid was trying to give a “funny” answer)

I could go on, but I’m almost crying from remembering these.”

“Shoot out your super high speed third attention to a star, erase stickiness and other wonders are yours if you simply practice the tenants in this book by Hiroyuki Nishigaki, who also wrote the stirring sequel to this book, “Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix: Carlos Castaneda Shamanism Plus Alpha After His Death,” which is even less coherent, if you can believe it.

Having been a student of bad grammar and compositional ineptitude since I first found the works of Pedro Carolino, I was compelled to read this book, and I was not disappointed. In this book you will find an appalling lack of respect for the English language, a zero coherence quotient and delicately turned phrases that would be impossible for a lesser astral being than Mr. Nishigaki. If you delight in all such inept manifestations you will love this book.

That isn’t the only reason to be fond of the book, though. The entire premise of the book is absolutely ridiculous. Basically his premise boils down to this: the key to health, happiness, and a long life is to have six bowel movements a day, to dent your navel 100 times a day, and to constrict your anus 100 times a day, or in the words of Mr. Nishigaki: ” Denting navel and constricting anus 100 times everyday is the most effective to make the fire burn from within.” (It works for me!)

If you enjoy the truly outlandish, this is an excellent place to start.”
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Guess which book Target’s selling now?