So, what else can we do to piss off the muslims? I know, let’s hire female contractors to give POW’s lap dances and pretend to smear them with menstrual blood. It’s ironic that we’re such a prudish society ourselves when our interrogators think themselves innovative by using this appalling tactic (irony liberally applied). Imagine, for [...]
Archive for January, 2005
Only fact may be taught in science books
Two weeks after a federal judge ordered Cobb County to remove evolution disclaimers from science books, a state lawmaker has introduced a bill requiring that only “scientific fact” to be taught in public schools. To Republican State Rep. Ben Bridges of Cleveland, that rules out the theory of evolution. “A theory can be wrong. If [...]
Worst Corporations of 2004
… A February 2004 report issued by Rep. George Miller (D-Calif.) encapsulated the ways that Wal-Mart squeezes and cheats its employees, among them: blocking union organizing efforts, paying employees an average $8.23 an hour (as compared to more than $10 for an average supermarket worker), allegedly extracting off-the-clock work, and providing inadequate and unaffordable healthcare [...]
US Children still traumatized…after seeing partially exposed breast…
WASHINGTON, DC—As the nation approaches the one-year anniversary of the Super Bowl XXXVIII tragedy, an FCC study shows that millions of U.S. children were severely traumatized by the exposure to a partially nude female breast during the Feb. 1, 2004 halftime show. “No one who lived through that day is likely to forget the horror,” [...]
Ah, Dell – you poor funny sad sad laptop maker
A couple days ago, I called up Dell to send them to send me another laptop keyboard. My “L” key had started to stick, and I wanted to head it off before I wasn’t able to type at all. Today the order arrived, new keyboard and they thoughtfully included a screwdriver, just in case I [...]
Closer
Just watched Closer, which is beautiful, well acted, well shot, well written – and I hate it. Somebody else give it a review, I despise this thing the way the people who believe in the spirit of Christmas hate Bad Santa. Jude Law, your lame worthless character gets lucky enough to have this beautiful woman [...]
Daily strips
Last story pointed something out to me. If you want to actually see the daily comics, you need to either manually go to the website or pay some stupid fee. Hey, guess what – of course there’s a script that’ll do it for you. There’s also another one that will automagically parse and email it [...]
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