I haven’t submitted anything in a really really long time. Two toddlers and back in the work force, I’m really lucky if I get four hours of sleep a night.

In the past, I’ve asked for suggestions on what obnoxious Christmas gifts to give my monkey boy nephews. Now that I am a parent myself, I can give you recommendations for people you hate who have kids. Here are some suggestions to what give their kids - well those with age 5 and under (Evil Bastard - pay attention now - even though your bundle of joy is still pretty much in the blob stage):