Then Jenkem is the item for you. Apparently inhaling the gas produced from letting your feces sit out in the sun will make you hallucinate. I’m guessing this is about the lowest of the low planes of human existence. Seriously, somebody give these kids some pot.

Watch this commercial, then drive directly to Montgomery, AL. Seriously… Oh, and look at the remixes and prep work. What do people think when they put these things on the web?

Wow, this might not have been so bad if there were more than 10 words in the entire song.

In December 2003, Heap announced on her web site that she was going to write and produce her second solo album, using her site as an online blog to update fans on progress, and even seeking them to be her A&R team for the lyrics to “Daylight Robbery” (which started out as a sample recorded for a television advert). Heap set herself a deadline of one year to make the album, booking a session to master the album exactly one year ahead in December 2004. Having seen how much her flat was now worth, thanks to a neighbour moving, she re-mortgaged her flat to fund production costs, including renting a studio (previously inhabited by UK grime artist, Dizzee Rascal), and purchasing instruments (as a birthday present to herself). (more…)

Not too long ago, there was a small furor in the local media about a major disaster at The State’s Technology Services Division.…When employees of The State came in to work following a three day weekend, they found their workstations overloaded with “cannot logon” and “Exchange communication” error messages. The Network Services folks had it even worse: the server room was a sweltering 109° Fahrenheit and filled with dead or dying servers….They worked day and night to order new equipment, build new servers, and restore everything from back-up. Countless overtime hours and nearly two hundred thousand dollars in equipment costs later, they managed to bring everything back online. When the Exchange servers were finally restored, the following email finally made its way to everyone’s inbox:
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/07/09/im-sure-you-guys-can-deal/

In 15 minutes or less, you’ll be able to identify major starts and planets, constellations, and how to find north.
http://www.quietbay.net/Science/astronomy/nightsky/

” Almost six years after 9/11, it is inexcusable that — in an environment where TSA misses more than 90% of weapons, RON aircraft are not secured, and ground employees are not screened — fewer than 2% of our airliners have a team of armed pilots aboard, fewer than 5% have air marshals, and the flight attendants have no mandatory tactical or behavioral assessment training. $24 billion dollars later, we are not materially safer, except in the areas of intelligence that prevent an attack from getting to an airport. Once at the airport, there is little reason to believe the attack won’t succeed. ”
http://hotair.com/archives/2007/07/16/a-pilot-on-airline-security/

Before Casino Royale, there was Casino Royale.

My neighbor’s kid caught me on this one. He told me the newest Bond movie was a remake, and I told him I didn’t think so.

So, the real purpose of the internet has revealed itself, to show all the things people put in a microwave.
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