Giant Vat of Jello Needed…

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February 11, 2008

Giant Vat of Jello Needed…

by adrienne @ 10:53 am. Filed under Adrienne's Head

Confession… I’m not knocked up. I have had a bad case of mono for 9 months, 27 lb rapid weight gain, and I’m narcoleptic.

Two weeks out from due date and….
I am in a lot of pain. I can’t sit. I can’t stand. I can’t lay on my back. I can’t lay on my stomach. I’ve been laying on my sides, but both my hips are now sore. Soooooooooooo I’m thinking i need to suspend myself if a giant vat of jello for the next two weeks or hang upside down from a trapeze.

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3 Responses to “Giant Vat of Jello Needed…”

zinger Says:
February 11th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Google Ads: “Jello, Jello, Jello Molds, You too can host a Jell Wrestling Party”. I’m starting to see context ads as a bad thing.

So, wouldn’t a waterbed be the thing right now?
adrienne Says:
February 12th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
We actually purchased a Bionic Woman Bed in December. Yes, I own a sleep number bed. Do I like it? Both the husband and sales man swore up and down its great for pregnant women. My back was too far gone by the time we got it. It was also $200 extra (don’t remember if it was per controller or total - dont’ care) to get the digital bed adjuster. I refused to pay it so i have the analog controller. I don’t know what my Jaime Somemr’s sleep number is, but I keep adjusting the bed from very hard to very soft.
chrism Says:
February 14th, 2008 at 1:21 am
I’m seeing ads for: “10 rules losing belly fat”… want the link ABL? Maybe they’d help you with your current situation?

One might even be ‘get on a treadmill you big oaf!’ get that baby out!