Category Archives: the spews of Evil Bastard
Congads to Mr. and Mrs. Evil Bastard on their new little bastard. Leah Dianne was born 2:45 am on Monday, Mom and Dad are doing great too.
From dc-stuff: ” Let us pretend that there is a village in the mists of Nowhere. Durak the Ignoble, leper, fool and resident of this village, has the habit of finding feces from all the creatures of hill and dale … Continue reading
So, what else can we do to piss off the muslims? I know, let’s hire female contractors to give POW’s lap dances and pretend to smear them with menstrual blood. It’s ironic that we’re such a prudish society ourselves when … Continue reading
This headline about some Christians protesting the secularization of Christmas caught my eye as I was perusing the news. Maybe we should go full circle back to the pagan holiday of Yule for the whole commercial aspect of the season. … Continue reading
Just spent the week in Dallas. I can’t say that I was too impressed by it. First, finding a decent hotel was difficult compared to other towns. The weather sucked, it was cold and windy. I may as well have … Continue reading
Either my standards have dropped significantly or Zinger’s writing is approaching professional quality. So, what gives? Up until this year Dr. Webdonkey’s news submissions showed a flagrant disregard of any attempts at editing and his grammatical style erred on the … Continue reading
I know, inveterate sleazy single guy finally finds a woman who thinks that she might like to endure his annoying tendancies and pretentious ponderings for the rest of her life.
Nothing works: including things that normally work in other places, such as elevators and street lights. The roads suck, and yet there’s still a toll. People are, indeed, rude. The pollution induces nausea and headaches.
I really didn’t mean all that stuff that I said before the war about how Saddam should Join NATO and then open casinos, turning Iraq into the Las Vegas of the Middle East. It was satire, honestly. Anyway, he didn’t … Continue reading