Category Archives: the spews of Evil Bastard

Geez, and I thought Virginia was bad. I’ve spent all week sequestered in a hotel in Burlington, Mass and working 12 hour days, with nothing to do for miles around.

So, who isn’t bummed out lately? Who has good news? Who’s content with work and happy with life in general? Maybe it’s just my friends, or maybe it’s just me, but it seems like a general malaise has descended on … Continue reading →

1403: Skip out from work early, with management approval. Head home. 1445: Call around, looking for something to do, hit upon a party being thrown in WV by a friend from college. 1530: Arrive at friend’s house, commence drinking. 1600: … Continue reading →

Passed. They don’t give a score. If I can do it, then Zinger has no excuse not to.

Evil_B: Hey, how’s it going? zinger: good, you? Evil_B: Going well. You’re in Europe by now, right? zinger: yup zinger: checking out thelaptoptraveler.com? Evil_B: Right on Evil_B: no, I suppose I should zinger: eh, if you wannna zinger: I won’t … Continue reading →

Since my walls are pretty bare, I’ve ordered some WWI-WWII era propaganda posters to frame and hang around the place.

Once, there was a donkey, who loved grazing in the meadow. Although an obstinate, stupid creature, the donkey thought he knew everything. Along came a gopher, who wasn’t exactly the sharpest tool in the shed either, but who had travelled … Continue reading →

I’ve never liked country music. Somehow, however, I’ve always thought that Johnny Cash rocked.

Jesus Christ! What the fuck is up with the chicks this month? Maybe it’s just me. What? You may think: There’s no way an erudite, sensitive guy such as yourself can be having woman problems! Shit, what’s the world coming … Continue reading →

I migrated to an Orwellian cubicle environment at work, went on vacation for a week, came back and, much to my chagrin, saw that this site was chock full o’ debate. What the hell? I think the last argument I … Continue reading →