Category Archives: the spews of Evil Bastard

I really need to give up smoking

I’ve been smoking for about 15 years now. Enough, already, I say.

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The Pope LOVES the ladies (and so do I).

I’m not a religious person at all, but the Pope and I agree on at least one thing: women rule!

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Hmm, perhaps Alamoure should emigrate.

According to this poll Scandinavian countries are the best places to be a mother. The United States is ranked 11th, behind practically every other industrial nation.

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Jumping the Shark

No, this doesn’t refer to an obscure martial arts move. “Jumping the Shark” is this website’s term for when a television show went bad. In my opinion, they’re mostly all bad from day o­ne. Enjoy.

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Television is for pusillanimous sheep

Yesterday, while visiting a couple of friends, I relaxed my abnegation from television for an evening. I’d almost forgotten what an insipid medium it is, especially the news.

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Open Letter to Saddam

Dude,With the weapons inspections not going so hot lately, and the threat of getting yourself deposed in the time it takes to make homebrew, you’ve got to be sweating it. Although, I really can’t sympathize with you, I asked myself … Continue reading

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