Category Archives: Humor
Conversations
me – “This nicotine patch says to apply to a dry, hairless locations.” steph – “Do you have locations like that?”
BusinessReply
This is a 16-part pamplet designed to be returned in all those self-addressed envelopes included with things like unsolicited creditcard applications. Basically it suggests that the person who receives it revolt, lock down and raze their office, engage in lots … Continue reading
Colbert’s Report to Knox: Improvise!
… “And when you enter the workforce, you will find competition from those crossing our all-too-porous borders. Now I know you’re all going to say, “Stephen, Stephen, immigrants built America.†Yes, but here’s the thing—it’s built now. I think it … Continue reading
TMBG NSA Ringtone
MBG ringtone: “Call connected through the NSA” Brian sez, “They Might Be Giants is offering up a few ringtones for purchase. The first two are amusing, but the third in particular is great, and is titled ‘Call connected thru the … Continue reading
MRIs and Floor Buffers
Did anybody see that House episode where they put the corpse with the bullet wounds into the MRI? Hint – MRI machine no work anymore. Without getting too exotic, there’s quite a few things that get sucked into a MRI. … Continue reading
If Evil_Bastard could be persuaded to write letters to public companies…
I think they might come out something like this: The video came as a pleasant surprise, and while I am generally not a fan of medium-budget films directed at pre-teen audiences, I am big enough to recognize the one you … Continue reading
The great Tuttle Conspiracy
Sigh – the City Manager of Tuttle, Ok sees a default webserver installation screen and goes apeshit on the Linux distro contact-us form. “I am computer literate! I have 22 years in computer systems engineering and operation. Now, can you … Continue reading
The Counter-Script
“The Direct Marketing sector regards the telephone as one of its most successful tools. Consumers experience telemarketing from a completely different point of view: more than 92% perceive commercial telephone calls as a violation of privacy. Telemarketers make use of … Continue reading
QotD
I went into a bar feeling a little depressed, the bartender said, “What’ll you have, Bud”? I said,” I don’t know, surprise me”. So he showed me a nude picture of my wife. — Rodney Dangerfield