Confession… I’m not knocked up. I have had a bad case of mono for 9 months, 27 lb rapid weight gain, and I’m narcoleptic.
Two weeks out from due date and….
I am in a lot of pain. I can’t sit. I can’t stand. I can’t lay on my back. I can’t lay on my stomach. I’ve been laying on my sides, but both my hips are now sore. Soooooooooooo I’m thinking i need to suspend myself if a giant vat of jello for the next two weeks or hang upside down from a trapeze.