PSA…

Now time for a quick Public Service Announcement…

Hey you in the Performance Jersey who passed me on the WO&D trail at Loudoun County Parkway… you really need to say “Passing on your left..” when you zip by because Wonky riders like myself will take you out unwillingly.  And by the way, you bike shorts are so old I could see your hairy butt all the way to Smith Switch Station.  So, buy new shorts or get your butt waxed.

And folks, if you are going to bike without a bike helmet, please have your organ donor card filled out and make your wishes known to your family.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program….