This soap opera has been coming into one of my gmail accounts.
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8:41pm
CUBS FAN has expressed Interest in you!
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looking for that special person
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8:51pm
tipper has expressed Interest in you!
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Looking for a Friend to have fun with.
52 years old
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12:11AM
Lord Heisinger has expressed Interest in you!
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Looking For My Princess…
33 years old
High Ridge, Missouri
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The “expressed interest” in you emails are accompanied by pictures (shudder).
Description on the account is: “Nice girl looking for a nice man!”
Under registration info I see a phone number, and the first/last name of: Stanley Hirsh.
At first I thought this was some new inventive email spam scheme, but now I’m thinking my gmail address got typed accidently into somebody’s profile. Not sure how they would have verified the account tho.
*boggle*
I clicked the option to cancel his/her account since it didn’t seem like it would be doing *that person* much good with it sending all that email to me. In the meanwhile, I’ve set the email address to a new random gmail account email address just in case that’s the game that we’re playing here.
Oh gee, I can see all of this person’s sent mail. There’s 51 generic pickup lines.
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Hi!
I wish to tell to you about me, my interests and my purposes in a life. I’m the interesting and formed person. I’m looking for my soul mate and second half. If you will reply me I’ll send you my pictures.
Here my e-mail ludmilliol@yahoo.com
I need a person who wants serious relations.
I wait for the letter from you.
Ludmila
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This is going way into some 419 spam now.
Let’s see what happens.
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1:01AM
Eddie Bauer@gmail.com to ludmilliol
Hi there Ludmila,
Thanks for the message. You promised pictures if I responded?
11:05AM
Lydmila
to Eddie
Hello Eddie,
I am glad to receive today your letter. Many thanks that you have
found time and have written to me the letter. I very much waited it
from you.
I, first of all, worry that you will have a problem in understanding
of my English language. I studied the English language at school, and
then at university. Probably my English, differs from your colloquial.
Tell, you can understand what I speak you? If something will be not
clear for you, do not hesitate to ask about it. I do not want, that
between us the essential barrier of language was.
I really live in Russia, I live in the city of Nizhni Novgorod. It is
a lot of kilometers divide us, but I hope, that it will not be any
problem for our dialogue. I want to tell to you, that I done not
involved with men in Russia and for this purpose there is a reason if
it is interesting to you, I can tell to you in the following letter. I
have decided to search for the love outside Russia, I do not know why,
but I was involved with America. I have addressed to agency of
acquaintances which to be in our city. I filled in various
questionnaires, answered some questions, and to me have told, that in
the first day it will be uneasy to find my competition. To me have
suggested to come in agency in some days. Yesterday I have come to
agency of acquaintances and to me have presented some structures of
men which most approach for me. Also to me informed, that competition
with some from men reached 95 percent. It is a pity, that on my
structure it was not possible to place a photo, agency informed, that
it will be not simple do. I shall send the photo to you today.
Eddie, I hope you love my photo. Please tell your opinion on my
pictures. I shall be glad to receive your photos also!
Now, I probably should tell to you about myself. To me of 31 years, my
Birthday on December, 14, 1975. My growth of 158 sm, my weight of 51
kg, I shall try now translate for you unit of notation in your metric
system. My growth 5 ‘ 8 “, my weight of 112 pounds. It will be better
to you to judge my appearance on my photo. I very much watch behind
the appearance, I visit employment aerobics and physical culture, it
allow to support beauty of my body and elegance top-level. It because
I the girl, and I should be beautiful is very important for me.
I am really interested in dialogue with you. I never had dialogue with
the man from other country. I shall be glad to hear about you, about
your family, your life? Also it is interesting to me, where you work?
Tell, Eddie district, where do you live has cultural institutions,
theatres, exhibitions, museums? I love visit cultural institutions of
our city. In the last weekend I in the company of my girlfriends have
visited a planetarium. It was very healthy, we had an opportunity to
observe the star sky, also we observed planets. Very much it was
pleasant to me.
Ok, Eddie, I should finish the letter to you. I hope, you will
consider my letter serious. I want, that you have considered my letter
with all gravity and the responsibility. I hope, it was interesting to
you find out about me, and I borrowed from you was a lot of time.
Please, write to me. I with impatience wait tomorrow to see your
letter. Have nice day! Sincerely Lydmila.