Category Archives: Asshats in the News!

DC Judge Judith Retchin

* In September, District of Columbia Superior Court judge Judith Retchin ordered Jonathan Magbie, 27, to jail for 10 days for first- offense marijuana possession (a virtually unheard-of sentence in D.C.), despite the fact that Magbie was a quadriplegic with … Continue reading

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The majority are a minority

In an appearance before Congress in February, when the controversy over Janet Jackson’s Super Bowl moment was at its height, Federal Communications Commission chairman Michael Powell laid some startling statistics on U.S. senators. The number of indecency complaints had soared … Continue reading

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Tranquility Bay

It’s a shame that it’s still legal for parents to hire ex-police to kidnap their kids, take them out of the country, and hand them over to places that do things that would be illegal if committed in the United … Continue reading

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GOP delegate hands out “Purple Heart” Band-aids

The GOP asked him to stop. usual yahoo news link

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“America is living by a standard of relative morality. Young people who do not know what is right will follow their animal nature. If young people do not believe in absolute truth and absolute morality, they will fornicate, rob and … Continue reading

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HOAs are teh devil!

Damn, I’ve always hated the HOA/Condo Associations, etc. These bastards are always attempting to regulate to the maximum possible level and beyond any normal bounds of common sense everything that you do in the neighborhood.

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King of the Asshats.

In response to Asshat’s – I mean Ashcroft’s – decision to place pornography for, by, and about consenting private adults, as the focus of the Justice department’s activates (btw, this pretty much guarantees I’m not applying for that DOJ job) … Continue reading

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The shocker and the school

Old, but interesting. ——— In May of 2000, it was reported in the local paper that thirty-four students who had attended Hanover High School in Pennsylvania had had their pictures taken for the school yearbook giving an obscene gesture. The … Continue reading

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Girl suspended from school for one year for having Advil

A student expelled from Parkway High for a year for having Advil, an over-the-counter pain reliever, will not be allowed to return to the school. Kelly Herpin and daughter Amanda Stiles, a sophomore, appealed the one-year expulsion to a Bossier … Continue reading

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Fox almost sues itself over Simpsons episode

Hmm, well, I guess it’d be a win win situation except for the extraneous legal fees. In which case, oh yeah, that’d be lose, lose. obligatory link

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