Category Archives: Asshats in the News!

Religious School kicks out gay student

This story’s all over the place, but the important part (as Pleasant points out) is that this school takes vouchers. This shows the clear problem with faith based organizations receiving federal funds, there will be situations in which their functions … Continue reading

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Thanks, Fox, for the bestseller!!! Love, Al

Apparently, this book was going to do all right, but Fox’s idiocy has sent sales soaring . How many different ways, do you think, can Fox (and Bill O’Reilly) think of to step on their own dicks? (Can I say … Continue reading

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Parents: White Teacher Should Not Teach Black History

OBERLIN, Ohio, Updated 1:33 p.m. EDT July 28, 2003 — A group of parents said they will fight a possible decision to allow a white teacher to lead classes in black history at Oberlin High School. … Using a white … Continue reading

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EBoneHeads

It has come to my attention that several employees are talking at their desks during scheduled work hours. I must convey the importance of NOT talking at your desk, or to your desk partner. Talking greatly decreases work productivity, and … Continue reading

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Christian Group Wants Disney’s No-Fly Zone Down For Gay Days

ORLANDO, Fla. — The airspace above Walt Disney World has been free of aircraft since March, when the government said the resort was a terrorism target of symbolic value. But a Christian organization that wants to send banner-towing planes over … Continue reading

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Asshats Topic!

Recent events have caused the formation of a new topic “Asshats in the News!”. Ladies and Gents, I give you the Georgia Whites-Only Prom. I just can’t wait until we get their prom pictures on the internet … and Ted … Continue reading

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