Category Archives: Humor

Normally I try to avoid mere link posting but this is pretty amusing to those of us who remember the early 80’s GI Joe cartoons and their PSA epilogues. link

Do not offer anal sex to terrorists. You will regret it afterwards.

Damn, more spam invading my inbox Nooooobody expects the Spammer’s Imposition! Our two weapons are offshore servers and feeble laws. Feeble laws and offshore servers. And fake headers. Our THREE weapons are offshore servers, feeble laws and fake headers. And … Continue reading →

My favorites: “Forgery and Uttering: Not only are you illegally signing someone’s name, but you are also mumbling like an idiot. Get a hold of yourself, for cripes sake! You’re supposed to be a criminal! Maintain Common Nuisance: AKA ninety … Continue reading →

Yo Momma Insults for Coders 11. Yo momma’s so crazy, she makes pi look rational. 10. Yo momma’s so annoying, she made Clippy try to turn itself off. 9. Yo momma’s so fat, she has to share resources with herself. … Continue reading →

The SBL organization is group of US patriots dedicated to having the Statue of Liberty sent back to the French. … What Would We Replace It With? As Liberty Island is an important tourist attraction, we believe a better, more … Continue reading →

MINNEAPOLIS, MN—In a turn of events the 30-year-old characterized as “horrifying,” Kevin Widmar announced Tuesday that his mother Lillian has discovered his weblog. Apparently, Mom typed [Widmar’s employer] Dean Healthcare into Google along with my name and, lo and behold, … Continue reading →

(february 19 – march 20) It’s common knowledge that Pisces are inherently evil. Evil and utterly nuts. And this month, as Mercury rotates clockwise, your level of insanity and affiliation with the dark side will become greatly exaggerated. But that … Continue reading →

A new reality TV show asks the question: “Can YOU Be a Pornstar?” … A group of 28 women will compete for a one-year contract with a major adult video distributor and a cash prize of $100,000. “It’s going to … Continue reading →

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I’m just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me … Continue reading →