Category Archives: Humor

An eighty-year-old woman is rocking away the afternoon on her porch when she sees an old, tarnished lamp sitting near the steps. She picks it up, rubs it gently, and lo and behold a genie appears! The genie tells the … Continue reading →

You’re probably already seen the sword incident, but how about the ladder?

While domestic cats are a common feature of many computing environments, IT review sites have proven oddly unwilling to investigate this popular computer room accessory. I aim to redress the balance with this review, which is almost entirely not just … Continue reading →

Since nobody liked my last one: A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a classic Jag when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to … Continue reading →

The young male race horse came from a long line of winners, and did wonderfully in time trials. However, in actual races he proved a little too romantic, and could never quite bring himself to pass a mare. So one … Continue reading →

Why Did the Chicken cross the Road? Coalition Provisional Authority: The fact that the Iraqi chicken crossed the road affirmatively demonstrates that decision-making authority has been transferred to the chicken well in advance of the scheduled June 30th transition of … Continue reading →

A real estate agent, looking over a farmer’s house for possible sale, commented to the farmer how sturdy the house looked. The farmer replied, “Yep, built it with my bare hands… did it the hard way. The steps to the … Continue reading →

… But here’s the good news. You fix this thing, you’re the next greatest generation, people. You do this—and I believe you can—you win this war on terror, and Tom Brokaw’s kissing your ass from here to Tikrit, let me … Continue reading →

So – I’m talking to da wife, love of my life, last night – and we happen to get on the subject of the Spiderman 2 movie coming out. Wife mentions that the trailers actually look kind of good to … Continue reading →

I’m going to Iowa for an award. Then I’m appearing at Carnegie Hall, it’s sold out. Then I’m sailing to France to be honored by the French government — I’d give it all up for one erection. — Groucho Marx