I am so proud of myself for not killing the guy who was checking out grocery items at the coffee stand at wegmans at 6:15am this morning. So let’s take a step back, shall we? My neighbor two doors down is having a St. Patrick’s Day party tonight. I am to bring Green grapes and some nice bread because face it the kids are not going to be eating Corn Beef & Cabbage, but PB instead. So I ran into Wegman’s and bought 5 loaves of really nice bread, a few bunches of grapes, and some kids bath soap. Oh – and some frozen breakfast sandwiches which tastes like cardboard. I check out. I am really really really tired. I work, Tessa is teething, I had date night with the husband where we watched the series finale of Kyle XY which ticked me off, and I was drawing shamrocks for the kids to cut out during breakfast at 5am – I was informed at bedtime that they had to decorate the house for St. Patrick’s Day. So I decided I needed coffee this morning. I check out and go get a cup of coffee at the Wegman Coffee stand. The Lady getting her coffee was also paying for 4 boxes of Lean Cuisine – HELLO it’s 6am at Wegmans – 2 cash registers open – no waiting. The guy in front of me goes and pays for 2 bunches of bannanas that had to be weighed, strawberries, and at least 5 other things. Than he orders a small coffee. Wegmans also had a check out line open in the prepared food section- NO waiting. During the whole ordeal, I thought of about 9 ways to kill this guy with the coffee stirrers.
I mean do you know how dangerous to pull this stunt with a line of caffeine deprived people prior to 6:30am??????